This Is How People Get Rich
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.
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Classic "Little Johnny"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
You just can't beat this boy!
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What A Mistake To Make!
The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck and needs some money. He rings the doorbell. "Hi there, I'm down on my luck, need some money, and I was wondering if you have any work I could do for you?" The rich Guy decides to give him a break, and says: "Sure, my porch needs painting. I'll pay you 50 dollars to do it for me." "Sure thing, Mister, I'll get started right away!" Time passes, until... "Hey Mister, I'm all done painting!" "Well, here's your 50 dollars" "Thanks, and by the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
Hahahaha!
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Out of the Mouths of Babes
A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
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15 Of The Best Homer Simpson Quotes
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
What a legend!!
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Smart Blonde Joke!
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
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Funny Insults
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
VeryHappyPig advises care when using any of these insults.... make sure the other person isn't bigger than you!!
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Bathroom Graffiti!
Some of the most inspirational and funny graffiti ever seen in bathrooms:
VeryHappyPig thinks some people spend way too much time in the toilet!
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Drive Through ATM: Male / Female Procedures
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, Male and Female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
VeryHappyPig is very glad to be male!!
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Actual Classified Ads
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VeryHappyPig says jaysus, some people really don't read what they write.... like me!!
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