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Locked!

 

A Squirrel is in the pub for the day watchin the acorn cup.

He gets to his house and can't get in cos he's locked out of his tree!!

 

 

Oh this is just getting sad now!

 

 

For all the mothers....

 

Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MIDWIFE AND A TERRORIST??

(I know you are thinking nothing!! ha ha)


 

 

A: YOU CAN NEGOTIATE WITH A TERRORIST!!!!!!

 

 

What???

 

What do you call a deaf elephant?

Anything you want he won't hear you!

 

 

Oh my God I have to stop this madness!! It's seriously getting worse!

 

 

Goldfish!

 

Two Goldfish in a tank,
One lad turns to the other and says,
Do you know how to drive this thing!

 

 

Ok... now we're just getting bad!

 

 

Wheel Barrow Squeak Speed!

 

A man says to his boss that he needs a new wheel for his wheelbarrow, when the boss asks why he says the wheel keeps going:
Squeak........squeak........squeak.
The boss tells the man he's fired cos the wheel should be going:
Squeak,Squeak,Squeak!!

 

 

We know.... but it is hard to write this one.... I'm sure ya get the point though!

 

 

Dublin Zoo

 

There was panic in Dublin Zoo yesterday after someone broke in and threw 2 Penguins to the lions.

It sent the lions buckwild for hours cos they couldn't get the wrappers off!!!!!

 

 

Lame... we know!

 

 

Scare Crow

 

A Scarecrow won the a nobel prize,

He was outstanding in his field!

 

 

Haha shes a 7 out of 10.

 

 

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