Mmmmm Brown Sauce Sandwich
Yes, here it is, the tastiest and simplest sandwich ever:
Step 1: Get two slices of fresh bread, make sure it's white bread beacuse white tastes nicer than wholemeal or brown (there, I said it now so ya can all stop lying to yourselves!).
Step 2: Lash on the butter, full fat please!
Step 3: This is very important so pay attention.... Pour HP Brown Sauce (has to be HP, lads) liberally all over both slices of bread.
Step 4: Squish the two slices together and dig in!
Result: A super quick, heavenly tasting sandwich that would satisfy even the biggest of appetites!
Calories: Uh... I'd rather not think about it, if it's all the same to you!
Best God Damn Buns EVER!!
What you need for this one:
1. 1 glass bowl, 1 pot (that the bowl will sit on top of), 2 full packets of cooking chocolate, 1 pack of mini marshmallows , 1 box of Rice Krispies and a packet of bun cases!
Now I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this one!
Step 1: Half fill the pot with water and put it on the stove.
Step 2: Break up the cooking chocolate and put it in the glass bowl and place on top of the pot with the boiling water on it. Soon the chocolate will start to melt... make sure to keep stirring the now water like chocolate.
Step 3: Take the bowl off the pot and add the Rice Krispies and mini marshmallows a stir like hell until all is the one brown colour!
Step 4: Get a big spoon and put a good dollop of the brown stuff in each bun case, while of course licking the spoon!
Result: Best God Damn Rice Krispie buns ever and the little piggy twist is the Marshmallows!
Calories: Look, we will start the diet next week or the week after.... plenty of time!
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Now Here's One For The Nights In!
Buy 3 bags of red manhattan popcorn... and don't to get a bowl that will fit all the popcorn in!
Step 1: Open 2 bags of the popcorn and pour it into the bowl.
Step 2: Get an empty cup, put a serious dollop of Dairygold butter into the cup and put it in the microwave! In about 20 seconds, you will hear the butter boiling! Take it out and pour 3/4 over the popcorn!
Step 3: Open the remaining bag of popcorn, put into the bowl and pour the rest of the butter on top of it!
Result: The most amazing popcorn ever, trust me on this one, I wouldn't lie to my friends!
Equipment needed after will be tissue to wipe the grease off your hands!
Calories: Countless but who gives a sh*t it's your metabolism!!
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