Some More Weird Uses For Food

Mayo is good for getting water stain marks off of your kitchen table and other wood furniture. Just put mayo on the water stains and wipe it with a cloth.

Gently scrub your silver with a few drops of Tabasco on a soft toothbrush and some warm water. Just make sure to rinse well afterward.

If your child has a fever, take a potato and cut it in half. Take each half and put it on the bottom of their feet, keeping the in place by putting socks on over the potatoes. Keep the potatoes on for a few hours. When you take them out your child's fever will either be a lot lower or gone. There is something in the potatoes that helps draw the fever out.

To keep bread longer place a carrot in the bag. It will freshen bread like it was just baked. Bread will also stop a cut from bleeding.

One 12 oz can of Coca-Cola ( not Pepsi ) in the wash will get rid of diesel smell in clothes while if you put in your coffee pot, let it soak. Add some ice cubes, swirl them around the coffee pot and most stains will rinse right out.

Soak your hair in beer, and go lay out in the sun. It pulls out some great highlights. Make sure to shampoo afterwards, or you'll smell like a brewery!

Vinegar is great for getting rid of the nasty smell if your children vomit on the rug or other fabric. Just use a rag dampened with vinegar as you clean up.

If you have a radiator leak, add pepper to the water in the radiator. The tiny grains of pepper will block the leak. It's only a temporary fix but it's a very good temporary fix.

When you move a piece of furniture and the area is all matted down, put a few ice cubes on the spot and allow them to melt. Then vacuum and voila! The spot looks as good as the area around it.

Some Strange Food Tricks

While some people know about these little tricks, the majority do not. These are small tips to help you improve the foods which are common in are diets - recommended by top chefs and very experienced home cooks.

1)Carrots & Sugar - While it may seem strange to add sugar to vegetables, it is a very common method of preparing carrots in France. The sugar heightens the flavor of the carrots and the end result is a stunning dish of brilliantly orange vegetables.

2) Coffee and Salt - Add a touch of salt to coffee to heighten the flavor. Just a pinch is enough to make a brilliant espresso.

3) Tomatoes and Sugar - Use sugar, not salt. Tomatoes are already acidic and the addition of salt just increases that acidic flavor. Sugar sweetens and increases the tomato flavor. Tomatoes are fruits after all.

4) Chocolate and Coffee - When baking with chocolate, add a little coffee - it strengthens the chocolate flavor without adding a strong coffee flavor.

5) Cooking tomatoes and Foliage - Simply throw in a small stick of the tomato plant and it will give your cooked tomatoes a much stronger tomato flavor. The branch contains all of the flavor that we love in tomatoes.

6) Potatoes and Nutmeg - Add nutmeg - just a little - it adds a depth to the potatoes that people won’t recognize, but will definitely like. This is true of virtually every potato dish.

7) Chili and Chocolate - Add chocolate to chili. It deepens the meaty flavor of the chili while giving a strong base note to the peppers. This is a trick well known in the South where Chili bake-offs are common.

8) Apples and Vanilla - Apples are very acidic and normally require some sugar in their cooking. Most people add nutmeg or cinnamon to their apple dishes, but vanilla extract adds a deeper layer of flavor.

9) Strawberries and Pepper - Strawberries (fresh) are usually served with a sprinkling of confectioners sugar, but the addition of very finely ground pepper (from fresh corns) heightens the flavor.

VeryHappyPig says or you can just eat a puppy like the baby in the picture!!

Weird Uses For Food Around The House

Forgot to put the cap on your pen and now have ink on your shirt, don't worry, just grab some milk and soak the area. Depending on the type of ink, this process can take from 30 minutes to 24 hours

Add a teaspoon of pepper to the wash before you add in your clothes and it will keep the colors from fading.

Want get rid of flies, simmer 2 cups of milk, a 1/4 pound of sugar and 2 oz. of ground black pepper for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Pour the mixture into bowls and put them where the flies will be attracted to them and then drown. You can also place around the house.

Next time your drain is clogged and you don't have time to run to the shop, a 2-litre bottle of any fizzy drink will do the trick. Just pour it down to get rid of the clog.

Grease stains can be a huge pain when it comes to washing your clothes. Before you wash, work a generous amount of table salt into the stain and then wash as usual.

Too much to drink last night and now you have puffy eyes? Apply a thin slice of cold potato to your eyes and leave on for five minutes. Then splash with cool water.

Feelin a little stuffes up.... then try rubbing a thin layer of mustard over your chest and covering with a hot towel, it will relieve a stuffy head and chest.

For crayon marks on your wood furniture, rub some mayonnaise on the mark and let it soak for ten minutes. Then take a damp cloth and wipeaway the mayo AND the crayon!

For embarrasing dandruff, try massaging 2 tablespoons of lemon juice into your scalp and rinsing with warm water. Follow with a leave-in rinse of 1 teaspoon lemon juice in 1 cup of warm water. Use this daily until your scalp is healed.

Next time you drop a wine glass or break a plate, grab a slice of bread to help you clean up. After you pick up the larger pieces, press the bread over the area and it will pick up all the itty bitty pieces you can't see. Bread can also help clean fingerprints off walls and wallpaper. Just rub and they're gone!

VeryHappyPig is just full of useful tips these days!

Skittles And M&Ms???

Oh you are gonna love this..... Think of all the 'E' numbers you'll be consuming!!

Step 1: Buy a packet of Skittles

Step 2: Buy a packet of M&Ms

Step 3: Mix together in a bowl

Step 4: Eat until you feel sick. (see note!)

Note: The thing about this food combination is it tastes great but you have to know when to stop because if you eat too much of the skittles/m&ms mixture you will feel sick as a dog!

VeryHappyPig accepts no responsibilty for any illness caused by this recipe!

I Know I'm A Pig But This Is Heaven....

OMG.... A Sausage Sandwich....... the tastiest sandwich in the world.

What you need: Loaf of white bread, big tub of full fat butter and cocktail sausages (Superquinn cocktail sausages are the nicest)

Step 1: Two slices of fresh, soft white bread,

Step 2: Lash on the butter, the more the better

Step 3: Add two or three cocktail sausages (they should be cooked by the way, forgot that step!) to the buttered bread and squish together

Step 4: Eat... Be careful of dripping butter, it'll ruin your clothes!

Calories: Lots and lots....

VeryHappyPig really shouldn't be promoting the eating of my little brothers and sisters, but god damn, this sandwich is goooood!

Sounds Gross But This Is Surprisingly Tasty....

Chips dipped in a milkshake.... Don't freak! Give this recipe a chance, it doesn't sound very nice but once you taste it, you will never eat your chips on their own again.

Step 1: Go to McDonald's....Ideally, your chips and milkshake should be from McDonald's but Eddie Rockets or Burger King will do!

Step 2: Buy a supersized fries and strawberry milkshake.... Again, ideally the milkshake should be strawberry but chocolate and vanilla will do the job just as well!

Step 3: Find a quiet corner in the restaurant or in the car park where no one can see you.

Step 4: Lay out your chips on a napkin, take the plastic top off your milkshake and dip one chip into the milkshake.

Step 5: Enjoy the heavenly taste in your mouth.... I guarantee you will polish off the whole lot!!

We're not even gonna bother talking about calories anymore.... who cares? Life is too bloody short to worry about calories....... although I am pig so the fatter the better and all that!!!

VeryHappyPig might take a trip to McDonald's now, all this talk of chips and milkshakes has made me kinda hungry!

Alternative To Best Biscuity Taste Ever Ever Ever

According to piggy member kamikazie420, the best biscuity taste ever ever is even better if you use penguin bars instead of chocolate fingers.

So all you crazy, adventurous people out there, go buy an 18 pack of penguin bars and follow the same steps as with the chocolate fingers.... Enjoy!!

Calories: Well penguin bars are more chocolatey than chocolate fingers so probably about 131,961,867,765 calories in all..... which is nothing compared to the enjoyment you will get when you start sucking!!

VeryHappyPig is on his way to the shop right now to buy a pack of penguin bars.... I love real penguins by the way, wouldn't dream of eating a whole one though!!

One Of The Seven Wonders Of The Sandwich World!!

Ok, what you need for one of these fabulous piggy creations: two slices of the softest white bread you can find, go to the end of the loaf.... 2 slices of cheese, preferably the cheese like dairylea in the plastic. A packet of King Crisps and about a pound of full-fat, no holes barred butter!

Step 1: Try to fit as much butter as you can onto the 2 slices of the bread!

Step 2: Get the 2 slices of cheese and place them neatly on the full spread butter slices, then open the packet of king and place the hole bag on top of the cheese!

Step 3: Now, here’s the important part, get the other buttered slice and place on top of the King crisps and flatten down as hard as you can, nearly causing a vacuum seal!

Step 4: Eat and enjoy.... this sandwich is MINT!!

Calories: Well with a taste this good, who cares but we would reckon about 62,254,547,556,478,542,474 calories!


VeryHappyPig wont make you fat we promise! A Pigs promise is not worth a shi*e!

Best Biscuity Taste Ever Ever Ever Ever!!!

Ok, what you need for this one is a FULL box of Cadbury's Finger Biscuits and a cup of tea, made to your own standards of enjoyment!

Step 1. Open the packet of biscuts, get a choclate finger out and bite off the two ends!

Step 2. Have the cup of tea on stand by and put one end of the biscuit to your lips and the other end of the biscut into the tea..... and here's the magic! Suck the tea up through the biscuit like it was a straw.

Step 3. When the tea reaches your mouth eat the Choclate finger and wait for the taste! My god, it is heaven on earth!

And that is also why you need the full box! You will not be able to stop.

Calories: Well, it really depends on how many you eat but I'd say about 45million.

VeryHappyPig says trust me on this one, the pig will never ever ever ever lie! Well, maybe somtimes!

Best Toast Ever And Let No One Ever Tell Me Different!

Ok, what you need for this incredible taste-bud tingler..... 2 slices of white bread, 2 eggs, butter, a pan and a cup!

Step 1. Get 2 slices of bread, butter them on both sides! Get a glass or a cup and press it down on the middle of the bread and take out a reasonable size circle of bread out of the middle of the slice.

Step 2. Smear some more butter on the pan and place the bread on the hot pan. Craic 1 egg into a cup and pour the egg into the hole in the bread on the pan. Wait for the egg to cook and then turn the fried bread over in the pan.

Step 3. Make sure the egg is hard and repeat this process for the other slice! And eat..... My God, it will be the best God Damn start to any day!

Calories: Countless but worth every bite, Very Happy Pig loves you no matter what!

VeryHappyPig gives this one the big Thumbs up!