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Off With The Cuffs On With The Cuffs! I’d Hate To Be A Squid!

 

Updated : Mar 14, 2009

21-year-old Allahmanamjad Barbel needed help in February at the police station in the USA after his sister playfully put handcuffs on him at a birthday party and he couldn't get them off. Police removed them and then, after running his name through the police computer, discovered several outstanding warrants and immediately re-cuffed him!

And sexy time is no fun if you're a squid, said a biologist at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands, referring especially to the deep-sea squid. Finding a mate a mile down in pitch-darkness is hard enough, but the combination of males that are smaller and fearful of being overpowered and females whose reception of sperm involves being stabbed makes the sexy time process especially traumatic. Sperm deposits can be extensive and burdensome to the female and are delivered by the reckless slashing of the skin by the male. In fact, according to a December report in Germany's Der Spiegel, in the darkness the male sometimes misses the female altogether and inseminates himself.

VeryHappyPig says squids are just not cool anymore in my book!

 

 

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