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Norman, the rude gnome

 

Updated : Dec 5, 2008

Meet Norman the gnome, who hates people! Place this guy at your door and watch him chase away all your unwanted visitors. (and those visitors you do want)

This 10-inch tall gnome is motion-activated -- When someone approaches your door, Norman will wave to greet them then says something highly obnoxious and rude!

For instance, Norman says things like:

"You can't borrow the lawnmower, and we don't have any sugar, milk, or eggs."

"Oh! You've put on weight since your last visit!"

"Before you knock, you better not be selling politics, charity, or religion. And by the way, we're very happy with our phone carrier."

and one that is guaranteed to get rid of anyone who approaches your door...

"FART! Man, I held that one in for three hours waiting for someone to show up."

Very Happy Pig thinks this is one of the best gnomes he's ever met!

 

 

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