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Gordon Brown's Make Up Plan

 

Updated : May 12, 2009

While VeryHappyPig understands the need to look your best we are a bit confused by the current metro-sexual culture. What’s wrong with a lick of water and bit of grecian 2000?

In fairness VHP has gotten used to the idea that celebrity men have to pluck, wax, moisturises and even were make up on occasion. Our next story, however not only makes us laugh but forces VHP to cringe too.

It seems British Prime Minister Gordon Browns has metro-sexual tendencies and is fond of a bit of detailed grooming.

The news comes after confidential notes detailing how Gordon Brown should apply his make-up were left in a taxi.

The file containing Mr Brown's toilette routine was inside an aide's rucksack found in the back of a black cab at King's Cross station in London.

The confidential documents, handed to The Sun by the cab driver, also contained notes on how to tackle the expenses controversy and a schedule for Mr Brown's visit to Yorkshire.

The make-up instructions were as follows:

1. Transparent Brush. Foam all over.

2. Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.

3. Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.

4. Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over.

A Downing Street spokesman said: "The bag was left by a junior member of staff and was returned."

VeryHappyPig reckons Brian Cowen’s make up instructions are as follows:

Make wouldn’t help-go get plastic surgery.

 

 

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