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God Save The Queen, Well From Viewing A Randy Couple At Least

 

Updated : Apr 30, 2009



A couple have reportedly been arrested for having sex on the Queen's front lawn at Windsor Castle.

Crowds of tourists watched as they made love on a private grass bank at Windsor Castle, where Her Majesty was in residence.

The couple, said to be in their early 30s, kept at it for 20 minutes before armed Royal Protection Squad officers stepped in to take down their particulars.

Some onlookers cheered them on, while others called the police. Several tourists apparently filmed the whole incident.

The couple, described by police as respectable people with respectable jobs, were said to be "mortified" by their actions.

Witness Sue Cook, 24, said: "I expect when the woman woke up the next morning she died of shame. She's a porn star now."

Mark Robinson, 44, added: "The couple did not care who was looking and just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom. They even ignored the Please Keep Off The Grass signs."

A Windsor Castle source said: "The Queen was in residence at the time, but her private apartments are at the other end so she would have been blissfully unaware of it."

Police said the pair were put in cells overnight to sober up before being cautioned for outraging public decency.

 

 

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