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Tuneful Toads

 

Updated : Apr 27, 2009


Forget the Eurovision song contest. The most hotly-awaited international music competition of the year takes place in Germany on May 10, the second annual international toad song contest.

Fire-bellied toads from Denmark, Germany, Latvia and Sweden will croak it out for the coveted prize, won last time by Sweden "in the glorious tradition of ABBA," says the nature protection society in Schleswig-Holstein state.

Any time VeryHappyPig had a cackle disrupted off key voice it was told ‘you have a frog in your throat’ but it seems the toad unlike its slimy cousin makes a wonderful sound. Competitors sound like "church bells underwater" when they break out in song, the society said before claiming the toads "sing out of love, like in any good opera,".

Indeed, in the wild, males enter their own singing contest every spring with rivals to attract mates. Only those with a clear and beautiful enough voice will be lucky in love.

The competition, to be telecast on the Internet, does have a serious side: to raise awareness about the plight of amphibians in Schleswig-Holstein where around half of the state's 15 species are endangered.

Now VeryHappyPig like the majority of Pigs lives on and a farm and would like to inform readers of Irelands first and only dedicated news portal that animals can’t sing.

Believe VHP, the cock tries at day break but is bad you wake up with a hangover like headache even if you were off the drink the night before.

Then the chickens are clucking off key all afternoon making a horrible racked with the help of the bleating sheep on backing vocals. Then by night time you have the dogs howling as if something had caught them with a kick to where it hurts most.

In fact the farm yard is more off tune than all those poor unfortunates who are vocally dyer, some what crazy and are allowed audition for entertainment on X Factor.

 

 

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