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Updated : Apr 14, 2009

Soon to be a legal alien

Tens of thousands Irish illegal emigrants in America were given new hope over the weekend as President Barrack Obama, whose Grandmother hails from Offaly, brought forward his immigration reform plans.

There are over 12 million people living illegally in the States 50,000 of which are believed to be Irish. With new legislation, however, those living illegally will be offered a possible path to citizenship.

President Obama promised support to those living in the States without Visas during his election campaign and it seems he is going to deliver on his promises with new legislation later this year.

Clever Chimps

German researchers have claimed Chimps are smart enough to swap meat for sexual favors.

A study in Germany found the primates who shared their hunting bounty with particular females mated with them twice as much their more selfish counterparts.

Very Happy Pig is thinking what a cheap date. We have sent limo’s to collect potential suitors, before bringing them out for a very expensive dinner followed by a few drinks and got nothing more than a kiss on the cheek.


Zipper trouble

The wife of Kylie Manogue’s co star in Bollywood the movie Blue has been arrested after unzipping the film stars jeans in public.

As Akshay Kumar strutted down the cat walk during a charity fashion show in India, his wife, Twinkle Khanna reached out and unzipped his fly. Despite big cheers from the amused crowd the woman was arrested for breaching indecency laws.

From Russia with love

A Randy Russian couple gave Doctors quiet an eyeful when they turned up stuck together after experiment went bad in the bedroom.

A 51 year old woman and her 56 year old lover were given a Karma Sutra book as a present. However when the attempted to emulate the “indrani’ position they became stuck and after struggling to get free for two hours had to call an ambulance.

VeryHappyPig never read the Karma Sutra. Very Happy Pig is such an accomplished lover we never needed to consult any books.

 

 

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