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M50

 

The M50 motorway walks into a pub in all his glory! The N7 walks up to him and says Hi! The M50 tells him to feck off, saying I'm the M50, 8 flyovers and state off the art road, get away from me you fart you! The same happens to the N2 and R82 when they approach the M50 bully!

Then a little small punie strip of Red Road walks in to the bar and the M50 runs and hides!

The other roads are laughing their asses off. saying I thought you were the state of art M50 with your 8 flyovers etc!

The M50 shouts over at the other lads saying you's are gobshites, get the hell out that lad is a "Cyclepath"!!

 

 

Ok, it's a long one but funnyish! And yes it was a very very big pub!

 

 

Disney World!

 

Two blondes decide to go to Disney World,

They arrived to a big sign saying "Disney Land Left"

So they turned around and went home!

 

 

We really need more jokes!

 

 

Hope We Don't Get In Too Much Trouble For This One!

 

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, “Mommy, is God Black or White?”

She replies, “Well, Honey, God is both Black and White.”

Then he says, “Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?”

“God is both a boy and a girl, Honey,” she replies.

“Mommy, is God gay or straight?” he inquires again.

Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, “Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight.”

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, “Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?”

 

 

 

 

More funny Signs

 

 

 

 

 

Funny Signs!

 

Do these people not actually read the sign before they put it up!

 

 

 

 

Donkey!

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs!

A Wonkey!

 

 

This is ridiculous!

 

 

Muffins Away!

 

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies

"OH MY GOD!!.. It's a talking muffin"

 

 

he he he!!

 

 

Party!

 

Why did everyone want Marty the Mushroom at there partys?

Cos he was a Fungi!

 

 

M Theres no exsuse for this one!

 

 

Doctor What!

 

Doctor! I have a serious problem,
I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?

What problem?

 

 

Its Okish!

 

 

Blonde v Man!

 

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.


Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

 

 

 

 

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