Some Good Ones Which Might Even Get You Some Lovin!

You know, I ain't this tall.
I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

I guess u can kiss heaven goodbye
cuz it has got to be a sin to look that good

Do u have a quarter?
I told my mom id call her when I fell in love

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?

If I where you I'd fall in love with me

You look like my next girlfriend!

Chat Up Line Comebacks

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
or
Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Best One Ever!

Extend your arm and tell the person of your interest to rub the skin on your arm, then ask them 'what type of material is that?'

When they say skin, you say 'no that's Boy/Girlfriend material!!'

Oh Yes, it has to work!

One For The Girls

Girl: Hey, I like your outfit
Guy: Thanks
Girl: ...apart from your arms
Guy: My arms? What's wrong with my arms?
Girl: I'm not in them

And a little cheeky:

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. U'll do.

Let's take you home and get you out of those wet clothes!

And the classics:

"Is that a ladder in your tights,or a stairway to heaven"

'Hi (chatter upper slams ice cube onto the table), now we have broken the ice, fancy a ****?'

Careful If You Use These.... Don't Want Anyone Getting Hurt

How was heaven when you left.

"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"

"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."

You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

Sure, ya may give these a go.....

Are you Jamaican? Because ur Jamaican me crazy!!!

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me

Is ur dad an alien cos you are outta this world?

Can I have a pic of u cos I wanna show santa what I want 4 christmas!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

"Are ur legs tired"? cos u've been running through my mind all day

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

Have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it's enough to break the ice, my name is Paul

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the
grand prize is a night with me!

I've lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?

Please don't use some of these, you might get in serious trouble!

Did it hurt? (Response: Did what hurt), when you fell from heaven?

Your under arrest- the charge- trespassing in my dreams

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"

The Cheeky Ones:
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Excuse me, miss, do you give he*d to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

There's a party at your ankles... why don't you invite your pants down?

do you know a good taxi firm?"
"why"
"so we can grab a cab"


"What's the difference between now and the morning"
"dunno"
"in the morning you`ll be smiling and it won't be because of beer"

Not guaranteed to work.... but do try them!

Its the end of the night you'll do!

Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You know what would look good on you? Me!

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Hey, that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

(Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

Cheesie!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

Grab your coat you've pulled!

Here's 20 cent ring your Ma and tell her you won't be home!

Do you come here often?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"