18 Little Ways To Say "I Love You"
These little ways to say, "I love you!" will make life a little bit sweeter!
VeryHappyPig is feeling the love!
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Pick Up Line Responses
Guy: I would die for you... Girl: Prove it
VeryHappyPig wants to help bring a little love back into the world..... or just laugh my ass off when ye get knocked back!!
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Sweet Chat-Up Lines
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
VeryHappyPig says believe me flattery gets you everywhere, how do you think I got Miss Piggy!
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Love Quotes To Make You Smile
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
VeryHappyPig says my god, love is complicated!
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The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
1) Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
VeryHappyPig suggests every man on the planet should memorise this list til it's imprinted upon your brain, it may just save you someday!!
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Pick-Up Lines For All You Computer Geeks
You had me at "Hello World."
VeryHappyPig is seriously computer illiterate!
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Funny Quotes To Help If The Chat-Up Lines Actually Work!
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
VeryHappyPig just wants to help you keep your loved one.......... without the use of restraints!!
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More Valentines Poems To Get You A Clatter!!
I thought that I could love no other
VeryHappyPig is always here to cause trouble for you!!
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Poems For Your Valentines Cards
The sweet ones:
Disclaimer: VeryHappyPig does not accept responsibility if you get a box in the head for using some of these
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Help Is Here For All You Love Losers....
These chat-up lines will get you lovin.... That is a pig guarantee (disclaimer: a pig guarantee is about 12% that of a normal guarantee!)
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